OneTrick CRYPTID

Whispers of a dreaded drum machine with the cold clanging heart of a DX7 in the fearsome frame of a TR-808 echo in dusty backrooms of backstreet recording studios. A contraption conjured under cover of darkness in the heinous pursuit of chart topping tracks, known only as the DX-808.

It's time to bring the beast out of the shadows! Allow us to present the world's most accurate recreation of an FM drum synth skeptics say never actually existed. Using a DX7 emulator of our own design, we forged each facet of the CRYPTID, reconstructing its wretched inner-workings. From the "Log Drum" Toms to the "Wood Block" Cowbell. Blow that Samba Whistle and hit the Gong! Do you want to believe?